It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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