apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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