There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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