it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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