Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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