Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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