Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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