We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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