I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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