is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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