About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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