I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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