i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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