I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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