is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
