Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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