Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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