I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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