508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Randomize
