did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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