I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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