how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
