The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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