Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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