I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I know her cup size but not her name....
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize