This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
my shit smells like andre
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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