it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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