What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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