Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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