She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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