Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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