Do you still have your period?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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