i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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