i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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