She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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