How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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