Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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