fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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