I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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