Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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