I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Green mimosas i think yes
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize