No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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