I wish I only lived at night.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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