do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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