Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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