we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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