I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
How's work?
Spinning.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
