I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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