I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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