oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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