I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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