shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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