i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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