I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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